The most common injuries were burst blood vessels and
broken penises. Yeah, you read that right - BROKEN PENISES. But how do these
injuries even happen? Well, some doctors and nurses took to Reddit to spill the
beans on the most embarrassing sexual injuries they've ever seen.
#sex-injuries
One person said, "I'm an EMT, and one time we
transported a woman who had three hot dogs in her vagina for three weeks. She
said she was just trying to spice things up with her boyfriend. Yikes!"
Another person shared, "I had a patient who put a
vacuum cleaner hose up his butt and turned it on. He ended up with a major
rectal tear and had to have emergency surgery. Talk about a cleaning
disaster!"
And finally, one doctor revealed, "I once had to
remove a Buzz Lightyear toy from a man's rectum. He claimed he was just
'experimenting.' To infinity and beyond, I guess!"
So, there you have it folks - a cautionary tale about
the dangers of getting a little too creative in the bedroom. Stay safe out
there!
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